Taggy2 la plak..

Hujung2 minggu ni pokcik tak wat pepe. Bila ada oang taggy2 ni cam seronok la plak. Maklom la lama tak main..

Mekasih dewi sukma…

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Tok Lipat.. (sewaktu pokcik miscall2 dia). Ada ka dia kata nak masuk AF6. Itu tak pe la.. pas tu dia kata nak nyanyi sambil bukak2 baju lagi.. tebiat agaknya oang tua tu.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Tidoo...

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Tidoo….

4. What happened to you in 2006?
Pokcik tercampak ke alam maya… Alam ni la.. alahaii

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Cik Tom! Jangan tinggal dakuuu… waaaaaa!

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Uii tak terkira banyok nyer, selagi daya gitu.. Hidup kopi tongkat Ali!.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Atas hitam sikit, tengah2 perang, belah2 bawah tu cekelat.

8.What was the last thing you paid for?
Pre paid.

9. Where were you last night?
Di pondok ni la...

10. What color is your front door?
Sama kaler ngan dinding dan atap pondok. kelabuuuu

11. Where do you keep your change?
Bawah bantal. Tapi rasa2nya banyak yang Ah Seng simpankan.

12. What's the weather like today?
Suam2 kuku...

13. What's the best ice-cream flavor?
Tongkat Ali.

14. What excites you?
Saat buka mata lepas tido. Ooo hidup lagi pokcik ni , Alhamdulillah.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Hmm.. nak potong gak, tapi mamak kedai tu kata.. rambut pokcik agak kurang dan jarang2 , dia suo tunggu bior tumbuh panjang sikit.. Tah ler, dah dekat 10 thn tunggu. Makin lama makin kurang la plak.. alamat tak akan potong2 la jawapnya..

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Sat kira aa.. err errr.. ha’ah.. hr tu dah 63 , thn depan masuk 36 la plak.. hik hik

17. Do you talk a lot?
Uii.. very very a lot… lot, lotter, lottest.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Hmm.. tak tahu la plak.. Kut O.C tu yg tenguk pokcik ka.. sapa tahu? Hik hik.

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Steven Tanjung , kawan pokcik masa muda2 dulu yg gemor tgk cite Steven Siegal. Dia asal Tanjung Bugah, Penang.

20. Do you make up your own words?
Err.. err pokcik kurang pakai2 Make Up ni.. natural beauty gituu

21. Are you a jealous person?
Tak la.. alah nak jeles pe dah tua2 ni.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A'.
Aspalela…

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'K'.
Kak Aspalela

24. Who's the first person on your received call list?
Tak de sesapa.. sapa la yg sudi nak miscall2 pokcik ni.. hu huu

25. What does the last text message you received say?
'Brader, wa bukan Marpunah.. wa Mat Pinar.. kalau mau barang baik, mau stone.. silalah, jgn malu2.. peace! ( oops.. kantoi.. salah no rupanya kekekek ).

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Dan try, tawar jek rasanya.. terus tak wat lagi

27. Do you have curly hair?
(sambil raba2 atas kepala ). Hmm.. lebih kurang cam hairless jek ni..

28. Where's the next place you're going to?
Alam yang kekal abadi. Waaaa.. takotnya...

29. Who's the rudest person in your life?
tak dak sapa2.. seme insan di muka bomi ni pokcik layan dan anggap baik.. hik hik ( cehh budimannyaa akuu ).

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Sekut kering

31. Will you get married in the future?
Hik hik hik.. err errr ( dalam hati kata nakkkkkkk ).

32. What's the best movie you've seen in the past 2 weeks?
Jejak bertapak , hik hik eh, 2 weeks ka atau 20 thn ?.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Yup.. myself.. I peel good.. na na na na na... I peel good na na na na

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Akhir thn lepas.. waktu kenduri umah oang kahwin.. pokcik tukang rewang basuh pinggan. Lepas 2,3 biji.. surrender dah.. sakit pinggang hik hik

35. Are you currently depressed?
Apa nak depress2… enjoy da life la.. ceria selalu. Awet muda u.. hik hik.

36. Did you cry today?
Ada.. nangis dalam hati.. hu huut.

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Dewi tag. Lagi pun pokcik dah lama tak main taggy2 ni.. cam winduu la plak kekeke

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Tak yah laa.. maluuu hik hik..